I saw myself as a career woman - a lawyer, a military veteran, making
good money. I wanted to be free to travel, go clubbing, come and go as
I pleased. My husband kept saying that after we had a baby,
nothing
would change - we'd just take him with us. Ha! What do men know about
babies anyway? You can't just put them in a carrier and haul them with
you. Did you ever notice how much crap babies require? It's not just
the baby. It's the carrier, diaper bag, food, toys, diapers, wipes,
ointment, bottles, blankets, change of clothes to name a few, and not
just one of each -
thousands!
What happens if the baby shits right after you change his diaper? You
have to have enough diapers to change it again. And did your son ever
pee on
you? So now, not only do you need a change of clothes for the baby, but for you, too.
